Tag Archive - pop culture

Best. Invention. Ever.

February 25, 2011 in Brands, Culture, Food with 2 Comments

The brainiacs at Heinz have engineered a wonder of modern culinary excellence, and it is the new Dip & Squeeze pouch of ketchup magic. To call it a mere “packet” would undermine it’s wonderment and tarnish the glow it emits from afar off.

Who just rolls out a product like this with no fanfare?  Not Heinz!  In addition to being quite possibly the first ketchup EVER to go on tour (you read that right), the Dip & Squeeze has it’s own Twitter, facebook page and iPhone game/app!  Touch your neighbor and say, “GAME CHANGER!”

Who’s so 3008 NOW, Fergie?

No longer is the Dip & Squeeze just a dance relegated to dimly-lit high school proms and seedy backwoods juke joints while some southern hip-hop song mindlessly pops and snaps on… no… No! It shall henceforth change the way we baptize our fries and anoint our nuggets.

Where else would you be able to experience this glorious revolution of condiment awesomeness? Chick-Fil-A, a/k/a Chicken Church, of course! (SCL shout-out!)

To celebrate this accomplishment of historical proportions, Chick-Fil-A has christened Friday, March 4, 2011 as “Free Fry Day”, giving away a free medium order of Waffle Fries from 2-4 pm when you ask for Dip & Squeeze by name.

Somebody shout hallelujah and pass the waffle fries!

Are you a Dipper or a Squeezer?

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Got Hip-Hop?

July 31, 2010 in Culture, Humor with 4 Comments

Much like her sista in the struggle Diane Horner, Dena appears to have masterfully unlocked the mysteries of Hip-Hop dance and culture.

Soul Sista Dena’s Supa-Fly Hip-Hop Quotables:

“I think the first thing you need to know about Hip-Hop, is that its all about your posture.”
“I went to this club, right. And they had no baggy pants and no sneakers. That was wild. I didn’t know what to think about that.”
“People ask me all the time, ‘what are you gonna do when Hip-Hop goes out?’ Hip-Hop is an attitude. It’s right here [in my heart].”
“I do this at the end of every class. I hit here, then I hit here and I hit here. I’ll give ‘em a BAH! Then I give ‘em the “peace”, I’m out!”
“I’m into points a lot, but they’re not your average points.”
“This is me. This is how I am. This is a lifestyle. This is it.”

Dena. My sista. Home GIRL. Let me keep this supa-dupa 100 wit’chu…

#popculturefail

 

Pop Culture Fail

June 29, 2010 in Culture, Humor with 12 Comments

I came across this video last night. Once I regained my composure and could breathe properly, I was completely mortified and felt compelled to write this letter on behalf of the world.

Dear Diane Horner,
I don’t know if you are still touring with your “Country Hip Hop” circus or making these videos, but if so, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to stop, cease and desist immediately. In the immortal words of Terrence Howard from the 2005 Academy Award winner for Best Picture, “Crash”, “you embarrass me. You embarrass yourself.”
The vaudeville, pigeon, window washer, basketball, cowboy hip-hop… all of them. Ma’am… Let. Them. ALL. GO.
Just. Stop.
Sincerely,
The people of Earth

You can even add your shoulders if you want. That’s the fun thing about hip-hop dancing. :shock: