Tag Archive - hip-hop

Got Hip-Hop?

July 31, 2010 in Culture, Humor with 4 Comments

Much like her sista in the struggle Diane Horner, Dena appears to have masterfully unlocked the mysteries of Hip-Hop dance and culture.

Soul Sista Dena’s Supa-Fly Hip-Hop Quotables:

“I think the first thing you need to know about Hip-Hop, is that its all about your posture.”
“I went to this club, right. And they had no baggy pants and no sneakers. That was wild. I didn’t know what to think about that.”
“People ask me all the time, ‘what are you gonna do when Hip-Hop goes out?’ Hip-Hop is an attitude. It’s right here [in my heart].”
“I do this at the end of every class. I hit here, then I hit here and I hit here. I’ll give ‘em a BAH! Then I give ‘em the “peace”, I’m out!”
“I’m into points a lot, but they’re not your average points.”
“This is me. This is how I am. This is a lifestyle. This is it.”

Dena. My sista. Home GIRL. Let me keep this supa-dupa 100 wit’chu…

#popculturefail

 

Pop Culture Fail

June 29, 2010 in Culture, Humor with 12 Comments

I came across this video last night. Once I regained my composure and could breathe properly, I was completely mortified and felt compelled to write this letter on behalf of the world.

Dear Diane Horner,
I don’t know if you are still touring with your “Country Hip Hop” circus or making these videos, but if so, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to stop, cease and desist immediately. In the immortal words of Terrence Howard from the 2005 Academy Award winner for Best Picture, “Crash”, “you embarrass me. You embarrass yourself.”
The vaudeville, pigeon, window washer, basketball, cowboy hip-hop… all of them. Ma’am… Let. Them. ALL. GO.
Just. Stop.
Sincerely,
The people of Earth

You can even add your shoulders if you want. That’s the fun thing about hip-hop dancing. :shock: