The brainiacs at Heinz have engineered a wonder of modern culinary excellence, and it is the new Dip & Squeeze pouch of ketchup magic. To call it a mere “packet” would undermine it’s wonderment and tarnish the glow it emits from afar off.
Who just rolls out a product like this with no fanfare? Not Heinz! In addition to being quite possibly the first ketchup EVER to go on tour (you read that right), the Dip & Squeeze has it’s own Twitter, facebook page and iPhone game/app! Touch your neighbor and say, “GAME CHANGER!”
Who’s so 3008 NOW, Fergie?
No longer is the Dip & Squeeze just a dance relegated to dimly-lit high school proms and seedy backwoods juke joints while some southern hip-hop song mindlessly pops and snaps on… no… No! It shall henceforth change the way we baptize our fries and anoint our nuggets.
Where else would you be able to experience this glorious revolution of condiment awesomeness? Chick-Fil-A, a/k/a Chicken Church, of course! (SCL shout-out!)
To celebrate this accomplishment of historical proportions, Chick-Fil-A has christened Friday, March 4, 2011 as “Free Fry Day”, giving away a free medium order of Waffle Fries from 2-4 pm when you ask for Dip & Squeeze by name.
Somebody shout hallelujah and pass the waffle fries!
Are you a Dipper or a Squeezer?
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