I came across this video last night. Once I regained my composure and could breathe properly, I was completely mortified and felt compelled to write this letter on behalf of the world.

Dear Diane Horner,

I don’t know if you are still touring with your “Country Hip Hop” circus or making these videos, but if so, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to stop, cease and desist immediately. In the immortal words of Terrence Howard from the 2005 Academy Award winner for Best Picture, “Crash”, “you embarrass me. You embarrass yourself.”

The vaudeville, pigeon, window washer, basketball, cowboy hip-hop… all of them. Ma’am… Let. Them. ALL. GO.

Just. Stop.

Sincerely,

The people of Earth

You can even add your shoulders if you want. That’s the fun thing about hip-hop dancing.